me before sleeping: listening music
me showering: listening music
me going to school: listening music
me in school breaks: listening music
me on the internet: listening music
me eating: listening music
me: listening music

Me: Breathe if you find me attractive.
Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*

girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

I don’t know why I bother with people at times.

(Source: destroythew0rld, via thevining657)